While the new year technically marks the end of the holiday season, it also means the start of a whole new year of hashtag wine holidays.To help you ring them all in in 2019, we've compiled a 12-month calendar that includes a comprehensive list of each and every wine holiday, from legit ones like Beaujolais Nouveau Day to those that are just for fun (#DrinkWineDay). You'll also find some bonus holidays that we think will pair well – here's to looking at you National Chocolate Day. Download the calendarIf you find this helpful, please share it and make sure to tag us on Instagram at @millennialsdrinkwine!
The ultimate guide for wine lovers and last minute shoppers like us:1. Wine Condoms: $14“Practice Safe Sips. Protection for your Pinot.” These guys get an award for the best puns. Yes, this is serious and seriously works. This protective wine covering reseals your opened bottle of wines for future use–helping you avoid having to awkwardly shove the cork back in, and giving your friends some laughs in the process.2. Porto Vino Wine Purse $50We love, love this purse. It’s got a secret insulated compartment that holds up to 1.5 liters of wine–equivalent to two bottles–and has a nozzle on the side so you can easily pour when you’re on the go. And, it’s super cute. So you can, you know, be sketchy, but also look like you’re not.3. Wine Folly: Magnum Edition ;-): $18.99This book is from our favorite please-explain-to-us-in-pretty-pictures-what-the-heck-this-wine-is blog, Wine Folly. It’s a roundup of all the 101 and 201 knowledge you could ever want to drop on wine in infographic form. Our friends have basically stopped talking to us when they come over in favor of flipping through this guy. Coffee table required. 4. Coravin: $199+++For all of you serial killers out there who don’t finish the whole bottle in one sitting. Just kidding. Ever opened up a really nice bottle of wine on a random Wednesday night only to find yourself attempting to finish it all alone? Enter Coravin. The wine needle on this system gently pierces through the cork so you can pour your bottle without ever having to take out the cork. This means you can save the rest for later like you never opened it. It comes in handy for wine tastings or nights where you want to dabble with a few different vinos. Drink any wine, any time, without ever pulling the cork. Whether you want a sip, a glass, or more, your last glass will taste just as amazing as your very first.5. Wine. All the Time.: $10Quite possibly our favorite book about wine in non-picture format. Marissa Ross is hilarious and will teach you everything you want to know about natural wine. It feels like you’re talking to a girlfriend as you read, and also comes with a pretty dope glossary of wine terms so you can sound super smart at the next dinner party.6. WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm: $11So you don’t look like a hot mess at the 8AM meeting tomorrow, Karen. Candidly, we haven’t tried this yet, but we are pretty excited about it. There are a bunch of wipes out there to remove red wine lip/teeth stains, but this is the first product we’ve seen that’s meant to prevent it when you’re drinking heartier reds. It works like a lip balm, is all-natural, and is flavorless so that it doesn’t interfere with all the goodness that comes with sipping on wine.7. Wine Stakes.: $20For lawn games with a side of sophistication. These stakes are perfect for the beach or backyard BBQs. If you’re like us and prefer a glass over a plastic cup, these are exactly what you need. You stick ‘em right into the lawn and you’ve got a ready made glass and bottle holder. 8. Uncorked Candles: $24In this process, we realized you can get just about anything with wine scents or flavors. Soaps, salts, jellies, etc. etc. We are obsessed with these candles though. They’re handmade from discarded wine bottles and are made with soy to be long-lasting. Flavors include: cabernet, chardonnay, rose, pinot grigio, and champagne.9. Wine Coasters: $11Vibe your inner Monica and protect your almost “grown up” furniture from the dreaded condensation that drips ever so slowly down the stem. There are an endless number of cute coasters out there with fun sayings for your fellow wino. We’ve found our favorites on Etsy. Take a look - there are plenty to choose from. Link10. Clink & Company Wine T-Shirts: $27Clink & Co. makes some of the cutest shirts out there. If you’re in on the graphic tee phase, you’re gonna wanna snag one of these for your friend that loves wine. They come in a bunch of different styles and are decently affordable. Awesome way for your friend to declare their love of wine to a bunch of people who don’t care, but gently. 11. Shower Wine Glass Holder $16Because sometimes we all need a little extra motivation to wash our hair twice a week. JK, three times a week. If you’re like us and enjoy taking your glass of vino on a road trip into the shower, this glass holder is perfect. It suctions right to your shower wall so you can sip in the shower safely.12. Brads & Chads (Drinking Buddies): $24If you’re looking for a weird gag gift, look no further. With these drinking buddies, your friend will never be alone on the holidays. 13. Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass: $13Good for “imbibing on the move.” This double-wall, insulated cup is a perfect road soda container. They’ve built it to maintain temperature, so it’s good for chilled wines in the summer. Bonus: the silicone lid keeps you from being like us and spilling everywhere.Go forth, buy all the things.
A step-by-step guide...1. AppearanceMC Hammer – U Can’t Touch This Checking out the appearance of wine is kind of like judging a book by its cover. Is it a shitty romance novel from the 80's that you probably don't want to read anymore or the latest Gillian Flynn novel? Look for things like brown color, haziness. If you see them, consider asking that cute bartender for a new glass (though this doesn't always mean they're bad–more on that later). Hint: lighter colors tend to indicate youth aka the opposite of how we feel when looking back at these old videos.2. NoseNirvana – Smells Like Teen SpiritStick your nose in there. Swirl your glass to let some oxygen get cozy with your wine to bring out its aromas. Do you smell the grungy basement featured in Nirvana’s video? Again, maybe want to ask for a new glass. Do you smell fruits, flowers, spices, veggies, oak, etc. etc.? Take ‘em all in and make sure it aligns with your expectations - does this smell like a Golden Corral buffet or a 5-star meal coming at you?BOTTOMS UP! Let’s start drinking already...3. PalateUsher – Nice & SlowHere’s the fun part. Start drinking! And in the words of our dear friend, Usher, you ain’t gotta rush. Take it nice & slow, baby. Use both your senses of taste and smell to break down what you’re savoring. The next five songs will take us through what to look for while we taste.4. SweetnessTyrese – Sweet Lady90% of the time, you’re not going to be finding your “sweet lady.” Even if you’re tasting flavors that generally remind you of sweet things, most wines are dry, aka not sweet, aka don’t have sugar. Just like that word you’re trying to find to describe what you’re tasting, sweetness is most easily identified on the tip of your tongue. 5. AcidityTLC – WaterfallsDoes your mouth start watering like your dog’s on a 90 degree day? Bam: that’s acidity! It’s what makes lemons sour and wine taste refreshing. Acidity helps cut through things like sweetness and fat.6. TanninsDarude – SandstormThis is a cheat guys ‘cause the song technically came out in 2000, but let’s be real, it’s 🔥. Do you drink black tea? You know that feeling your mouth gets from it? Like your mouth is literally filled with sand? That’s the tannins. They come from the skins of the grape, so you typically find ‘em in red and orange wines. They’re most easily sensed at the back of your mouth or on your gums and their strength depends on the amount of skin contact during grapemaking. ;) 7. BodySir Mix A Lot – Baby Got BackDoes this baby have back? The easiest comparison to help you guess the body (light, medium, full) is to compare to milk. Does it feel super light like skim milk or more like straight-up cream? A lot of factors contribute to a wine’s body, but alcohol is one of the bigger ones. Fun party trick to know how boozy your wine might be without checking the label.8. FlavorsSeal – Kiss from a RoseMariah Carey – HoneySpice Girls – Spice Up Your LifeWe’re going in on the song variety for this one because this is the part where you just attempt to rattle off whatever you’re tasting. Spices? Floral notes? Herbs? Honey, creaminess, dairy notes? Earth? Animals (yes, seriously)? Colors of the world? And most importantly, do you actually like these things you’re tasting?9. FinishThe Cranberries – LingerNotice if the flavors linger and hang around like your deadbeat ex boyfriend (but in a good way this time) or if they’re gone in a flash like a one night stand. Sometimes they can be like that one guy you dated who turned into a completely different person overnight.Now’s time to act like Simon Cowell and give this guy a brutally honest final verdict. 10. BalanceThe Verve – Bittersweet SymphonyIn really, really good wines, all of these things – flavor, acidity, finish, body, tannins – are going to come together in perfect harmony. Does one seem out of whack like Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions? Or do you feel like Reese Witherspoon driving down the highway in the convertible during the end credits when you drink this?11. LengthFoo Fighters – EverlongWe visited the finish above. The longer the finish, typically, the better quality the wine.12. IntensityBackstreet Boys – Larger than LifeHow intense are the aromas you smell and flavors you taste? If they’re larger than life, that often indicates good quality.13. ComplexitySarah McLachlan – Building a MysteryIs there so much going on with this wine in terms of flavors that it feels like you’re unraveling a mystery as you drink it? Complexity is a solid indication that this wine is like a boss. 14. Final ConclusionChristina Aguilera – What a Girl WantsN*Sync – Bye, Bye, ByeCongratulations, you’ve made it to the end of your glass and better news: there’s still a whole bottle to go. So tell us: Is it “what a girl wants” or is this “bye, bye, bye?”