How to Taste Wine, as Explained by 90's Hit Songs

Tina and Liz from "Millennials Drink Wine" tell us how to Taste Wine hy way of 90's Hit Songs! Enjoy a trip down nostaligia lane or discover new ones

A step-by-step guide on how to taste wine, as explained by 90’s Hit Songs. Here we go, it’s not for the faint of heart!

Appearance of Wine

Checking out the appearance of wine is kind of like judging a book by its cover. Is it a shitty romance novel from the 80’s that you probably don’t want to read anymore or the latest Gillian Flynn novel? 

Look for things like brown color, haziness. If you see them, consider asking that cute bartender for a new glass (though this doesn’t always mean they’re bad–more on that later). Hint: lighter colors tend to indicate youth aka the opposite of how we feel when looking back at these old videos.

MC Hammer – U Can’t Touch This 

The Nose

Stick your nose in the glass. Swirl it to let some oxygen get cozy with your wine to bring out its aromas. Do you smell the grungy basement featured in Nirvana’s video? 

Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit

Again, maybe want to ask for a new glass. Do you smell fruits, flowers, spices, veggies, oak, etc. etc.? Take ‘em all in and make sure it aligns with your expectations – does this smell like a Golden Corral buffet or a 5-star meal coming at you?

BOTTOMS UP! Let’s start drinking already…


Here’s the fun part. Start drinking! And in the words of our dear friend, Usher, you ain’t gotta rush. Take it nice & slow, baby. Use both your senses of taste and smell to break down what you’re savoring. The next five songs will take us through what to look for while we taste.

Usher – Nice & Slow


Tyrese – Sweet Lady

90% of the time, you’re not going to be finding your “sweet lady.” Even if you’re tasting flavors that generally remind you of sweet things, most wines are dry, aka not sweet, aka don’t have sugar. Just like that word you’re trying to find to describe what you’re tasting, sweetness is most easily identified on the tip of your tongue. 


TLC – Waterfalls

Does your mouth start watering like your dog’s on a 90 degree day? Bam: that’s acidity! It’s what makes lemons sour and wine taste refreshing. Acidity helps cut through things like sweetness and fat.


This is a cheat guys ‘cause the song technically came out in 2000, but let’s be real, it’s ?. Do you drink black tea? You know that feeling your mouth gets from it? Like your mouth is literally filled with sand? That’s the tannins. They come from the skins of the grape, so you typically find ‘em in red and orange wines. 

They’re most easily sensed at the back of your mouth or on your gums and their strength depends on the amount of skin contact during grapemaking. 😉 


Sir Mix A Lot – Baby Got Back

Does this baby have back? The easiest comparison to help you guess the body (light, medium, full) is to compare to milk. Does it feel super light like skim milk or more like straight-up cream? A lot of factors contribute to a wine’s body, but alcohol is one of the bigger ones. Fun party trick to know how boozy your wine might be without checking the label.


Seal – Kiss from a Rose

Mariah Carey – Honey

Spice Girls – Spice Up Your Life

We’re going in on the song variety for this one because this is the part where you just attempt to rattle off whatever you’re tasting. Spices? Floral notes? Herbs? Honey, creaminess, dairy notes? Earth? Animals (yes, seriously)? Colors of the world? And most importantly, do you actually like these things you’re tasting?


Notice if the flavors linger and hang around like your deadbeat ex boyfriend (but in a good way this time) or if they’re gone in a flash like a one night stand. Sometimes they can be like that one guy you dated who turned into a completely different person overnight.

The Cranberries – Linger

Now’s time to act like Simon Cowell and give this guy a brutally honest final verdict. 


In really, really good wines, all of these things – flavor, acidity, finish, body, tannins – are going to come together in perfect harmony. Does one seem out of whack like Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions? Or do you feel like Reese Witherspoon driving down the highway in the convertible during the end credits when you drink this?

The Verve – Bittersweet Symphony


Foo Fighters – Everlong

We visited the finish above. The longer the finish, typically, the better quality the wine.


How intense are the aromas you smell and flavors you taste? If they’re larger than life, that often indicates good quality.

Backstreet Boys – Larger than Life


Sarah McLachlan – Building a Mystery

Is there so much going on with this wine in terms of flavors that it feels like you’re unraveling a mystery as you drink it? Complexity is a solid indication that this wine is like a boss. 

Final Conclusion

Congratulations, you’ve made it to the end of your glass and better news: there’s still a whole bottle to go. So tell us: Is it “what a girl wants” or is this “bye, bye, bye?”

Christina Aguilera – What a Girl Wants

Bye, Bye, Bye