The ultimate guide for wine lovers and last minute shoppers like us:
1. Wine Condoms: $14
“Practice Safe Sips. Protection for your Pinot.” These guys get an award for the best puns. Yes, this is serious and seriously works. This protective wine covering reseals your opened bottle of wines for future use–helping you avoid having to awkwardly shove the cork back in, and giving your friends some laughs in the process.
2. Porto Vino Wine Purse $50
We love, love this purse. It’s got a secret insulated compartment that holds up to 1.5 liters of wine–equivalent to two bottles–and has a nozzle on the side so you can easily pour when you’re on the go. And, it’s super cute. So you can, you know, be sketchy, but also look like you’re not.
3. Wine Folly: Magnum Edition ;-): $18.99
This book is from our favorite please-explain-to-us-in-pretty-pictures-what-the-heck-this-wine-is blog, Wine Folly. It’s a roundup of all the 101 and 201 knowledge you could ever want to drop on wine in infographic form. Our friends have basically stopped talking to us when they come over in favor of flipping through this guy. Coffee table required.
4. Coravin: $199+++
For all of you serial killers out there who don’t finish the whole bottle in one sitting. Just kidding. Ever opened up a really nice bottle of wine on a random Wednesday night only to find yourself attempting to finish it all alone? Enter Coravin. The wine needle on this system gently pierces through the cork so you can pour your bottle without ever having to take out the cork. This means you can save the rest for later like you never opened it. It comes in handy for wine tastings or nights where you want to dabble with a few different vinos.
Drink any wine, any time, without ever pulling the cork. Whether you want a sip, a glass, or more, your last glass will taste just as amazing as your very first.
5. Wine. All the Time.: $10
Quite possibly our favorite book about wine in non-picture format. Marissa Ross is hilarious and will teach you everything you want to know about natural wine. It feels like you’re talking to a girlfriend as you read, and also comes with a pretty dope glossary of wine terms so you can sound super smart at the next dinner party.
6. WineBlock Red Wine Stain Preventing Lip & Teeth Balm: $11
So you don’t look like a hot mess at the 8AM meeting tomorrow, Karen. Candidly, we haven’t tried this yet, but we are pretty excited about it. There are a bunch of wipes out there to remove red wine lip/teeth stains, but this is the first product we’ve seen that’s meant to prevent it when you’re drinking heartier reds. It works like a lip balm, is all-natural, and is flavorless so that it doesn’t interfere with all the goodness that comes with sipping on wine.
7. Wine Stakes.: $20
For lawn games with a side of sophistication. These stakes are perfect for the beach or backyard BBQs. If you’re like us and prefer a glass over a plastic cup, these are exactly what you need. You stick ‘em right into the lawn and you’ve got a ready made glass and bottle holder.
8. Uncorked Candles: $24
In this process, we realized you can get just about anything with wine scents or flavors. Soaps, salts, jellies, etc. etc. We are obsessed with these candles though. They’re handmade from discarded wine bottles and are made with soy to be long-lasting. Flavors include: cabernet, chardonnay, rose, pinot grigio, and champagne.
9. Wine Coasters: $11
Vibe your inner Monica and protect your almost “grown up” furniture from the dreaded condensation that drips ever so slowly down the stem. There are an endless number of cute coasters out there with fun sayings for your fellow wino. We’ve found our favorites on Etsy. Take a look – there are plenty to choose from. Link
10. Clink & Company Wine T-Shirts: $27
Clink & Co. makes some of the cutest shirts out there. If you’re in on the graphic tee phase, you’re gonna wanna snag one of these for your friend that loves wine. They come in a bunch of different styles and are decently affordable. Awesome way for your friend to declare their love of wine to a bunch of people who don’t care, but gently.
11. Shower Wine Glass Holder $16
Because sometimes we all need a little extra motivation to wash our hair twice a week. JK, three times a week. If you’re like us and enjoy taking your glass of vino on a road trip into the shower, this glass holder is perfect. It suctions right to your shower wall so you can sip in the shower safely.
12. Brads & Chads (Drinking Buddies): $24
If you’re looking for a weird gag gift, look no further. With these drinking buddies, your friend will never be alone on the holidays.
13. Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass: $13
Good for “imbibing on the move.” This double-wall, insulated cup is a perfect road soda container. They’ve built it to maintain temperature, so it’s good for chilled wines in the summer. Bonus: the silicone lid keeps you from being like us and spilling everywhere.
Go forth, buy all the things.